Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by "The Goat"

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Eric Lund
Feb 19, 2020 3:00 PM EST

There's nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting "The Goat." We're glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

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    Text - 1:52 1 ul LTE O iMessage Today 9:46 AM Owl Goat No Call me What do you want me to call you? Owl? Who is this This is the Goat. You know my reputation. No I'm sure you've heard. I own this town. I live in Bremen I own that town too Ok iMessage Pay
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    Text - 1:52 1 LTE O I own that town too Ok Mayor Sharon Sewell is a close friend of mine. She gave me the keys to the city. All three of them. I was asking what's fgteevs phone number Say please. Please You're dealing with The Goat here. Show some respect. No no no Give me some snow What's Santa's phone Number The Goat wants to know how much you want. 1000000000 iMessage Pay
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    Text - 1:52 1 LTE O 1000000000 Oh we have a heavy hitter here. Is The Goat supposed to be impressed? Ok Just give me Fgteevphone number Say "please daddy." Please "Please daddy." Don't make me ask again. Please daddy &$!#% &$!#% I have to get your first. How much do you know about fgteev? iMessage Pay
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    Text - 1:52 1 l LTE O I have to get your first. How much do you know about fgteev? To get to call fgteev I have to make sure can be trusted. What do you homie about fgteev? And be honest- l'll know if you're lying. Ok Go to the Bremen Rec Center. Across from the Rock Building is the tennis courts. Go to court #3. I've placed an empty Gatorade bottle next to the net. Inside you will find a slip of paper. On that paper you will see a set of instructions to get fgteev's number. Follow these instruc
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    Text - 1:52 1 l LTE O That's not The Goat's problem. If you want the snowflakes you must follow the instructions. Bremen Rex Center. Tennis court #3. Gatorade bottle. No I mean either you want it or not. Your choice. The Goat is growing tired of your insolence. Ok ১৫) ১ ১০) (১৫(১ How old are you Text when you have acquired the Gatorade bottle. How old are you The Goat is ageless. You'd know that if you paid any attention to Bremen culture. I hate you The Goat is not concerned. Only concerned abo
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    Text - 1:52 1 LTE O The Goat is not concerned. Only concerned about getting you in touch with fgteev. I've given you instructions. Send me a picture of you Have you acquired the Gatorade bottle yet? Fgteev doesn't like to be kept waiting. I'm going to call you now I don't advise that. Feds are listening in. iMessage Pay
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    Text - 1:53 1 LTE O I don't advise that. Feds are listening in. Bremen Rec Center. Tennis court # 3. Gatorade bottle. I'm so mad Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. You must let go of your anger. Fgteev wants to know if you have the you-know-what. I have to call you The Goat does not take phone calls. 4G radiation can cause brain tumors. Do you have hey kid I don't have anymore heykid. I'm getting a resupply this week. How old are
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    Text - 1:53 1 LTE O Do you have hey kid I don't have anymore heykid. I'm getting a resupply this week. How old are you I know you are human Old enough to know what a Gatorade bottle looks like. Have you acquired the asset? Stop Fgteev can't wait all day. He has other clients. You don't want to make Santa mad. No Have you ever seen an army of elves swoop down on the enemy? It's brutal. Read 12:54 PM Stop texting me You texted The Goat first. Delivered iMessage Pay
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